Having kids is the most selfish crap people can do.
What are some reasons people have kids?

1. You’re bored and need a distraction from your pathetic shitty life. What better way to forget about your shitty life than by adding additional shit to the original shit you already couldn’t handle so that you become so overloaded with excessive shit that you can’t even function.
2. Because you want a caretaker when you get old and you don’t want to be alone. News to you- most kids will usually take your money and bolt and leave you to be slapped around by the hired help. And if they don’t scram for some reason, all your stresses as a geezer will transfer directly onto your kids making them prematurely turn into geezers and maladjusted adults. Good going.
3. The narcissistic need to replicate yourself and continue your family lines. Who the fuck do you think you are that you need a copy of yourself? One of you was bad enough, now there are more versions of you? Goddamn.
4. Because everybody else around you did it, therefore so should you. The worst form of keeping up with the Joneses there possibly is.
5. You’re a money hungry whore. Easiest way to guarantee yourself a long term annuity is to lock a dude in financially to make a kid that he will be on the hook to fund you for nearly two decades while you look to repeat the process with another man.

All these reasons are selfish. Therefore if you have kids, you need to be knocked upside the head.