Spanish People Reproduce Like Cockroaches

Go figure the famous Spanish folk song would be called La Cuckaracha. WTF with 12 and 13 year olds having babies. A lot of Spanish people are already grandparents by the time they hit their 30s. Fuck. By the time they are 40, they’re great-grandparents. It’s like black people move over, the la cuckarachas have won the reproduction contest. Hell, at least most blacks wait until they are 16 to have a kid.

A research paper written by a Spanish academic mentioned that it’s not uncommon for the father of the baby to be a relative of the young girl. Many Spanish people live with several family members packed into a small home, so it isn’t uncommon for a 30 year old uncle feeling horny one night to conveniently stick his dick in his 12 year old niece and then also dip it inside his 13 year old stepdaughter and then plunge it into his 32 year old mother-in-law right afterwards. And voila you get this cockroachy clusterfuck of multiple pregnant women in one shot.

Can’t get a date? That’s ok. Just reproduce with a cousin or uncle. No biggie. Cockroaches don’t care as long as they breed rapidly and abundantly.

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